do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
I am religious and…wow. This is amazing.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.
white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.